I don't trust people giving me time anymore, my mother is to blame:
My nightly routine:
I don't have any more favorite songs:
This is when I feel the most productive?
Why do people text at 8am? Don't they know you're sleeping!
I have a confession, I waste a lot of water.
I've always had a hard time reading time!
What I say to the stranded cars when I'm racing through carpool illegally...
Ah, nap time, how I love you...
So, as you can see, I lead a very interesting and productive life!